The engineering humor

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The engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said," If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
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He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
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The frog spoke up again and said," If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
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The engineer took the frog out of his pocket , smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
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The frog then cried out, " If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
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Again the engineer took out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
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Finally, the frog asked," What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and  that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.Why won't you kiss me?"
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The engineer said ," Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but having a talking frog, now that's cool.



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