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Love, Wealth and Success!!!

A Woman came out of her house and saw Three(3) old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. . .. ... She said " I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." . .. ... "Is the man of the house home?", They asked "No", she replied . " He's Out." . .. ... "Then we cannot come in", They replied . In the evening when Her Husband came home, She told him what had happened. . .. ... " Go tell them I am Home and invite them in!" The Woman went out and invited the men in" . .. ... " We do not go into a house together ," They replied . " Why is that?" She asked. . .. ... One of the old men explained :" His name is 'wealth', He said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, He is 'success' and I am 'Love'. . .. ... Then he added" Now...

Self Appraisal

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A little boy walked into the pharmacy to use the phone. As he did, the store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. . .. ... "Excuse me," the boy said into the phone ," Can you give me a job cutting your lawn? . .. ... " I already have someone to cut my lawn," the woman on other end said. . .. ... " But I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now," the boy said. . .. ... " I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn," the lady said. . .. ... " But I'll even sweep your curb and sidewalk," the boy said ."you'll have the prettiest lawn in town." . .. ... " No, thanks you," The lady said. . .. ... Smiling, the boy hung up. The store owner , who listened to the entire conversation approached the boy. . .. ... " I like your attitude," the owner said." I like that positive spirit . Would you li...

The engineering humor

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The engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said," If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." . .. ... He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. . .. ... The frog spoke up again and said," If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." . .. ... The engineer took the frog out of his pocket , smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. . .. ... The frog then cried out, " If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." . .. ... Again the engineer took out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. . .. ... Finally, the frog asked," What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and  that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.Why won't you kiss me?" . .. ... The engineer said ," Look, I'm an engineer. I d...

ATTITUTE MATTERS

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ATTITUTE MATTERS A man saw a poor young boy looking at his expensive car. . .. ... He was in a good mood that day and so he offered him a drive. . .. ... The Boy couldn't believe his luck and joined him. . .. ... Boy: Car is marvellous... its so huge.. What's the cost?? . .. ... Man: I don't know exactly.. My friend gifted it. . .. ... Boy: So nice of him. . .. ... Man: I know what you are thinking..  You also want to have a friend like him right? . .. ... Boy: No' I want to BE THAT FRIEND...!!! ATTITUTE MATTERS!!!! Thanks for reading

Last Meet

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The Last Meet After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. she said ,"I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend time with you." . .. ... The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. . .. ... That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked . She was suspicious of something. . .. ... " I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. " Just the two of us ." She thought about it for a moment , and then said," I would like that very much. . .. ...  That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up, she was waiting at the door with her coat on. . .. ... She had curled her hair and was wearing ...

Never Judge Too Early!!!

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Never Judge Too Early A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter.... One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said... . .. ... "Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily expenses .. How can I be involved with you..? . .. ... How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your Level" . .. ... But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.... Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. . .. ... The lady again said....,"Hey..! You! how are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? . .. ... And he is also very smart" The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady.... . .. ... A few second later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said....... . .. ... "Sir yo...

A Tomato Story

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A Tomato Story 💓 A jobless man applied for the position of ' office boy' at a very big company. . .. ... The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. . .. ... "You are hired."- the employer said."Give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start." . .. ... The man replied" I don't have a computer, neither an email." . .. ... "I am sorry," said the employer,"If you don't have an e-mail, you cannot have the job." . .. ... The man left with no hope. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket. . .. ... He then decided to go to the supermarket,bought a 10 kg tomato crate,then sold tomato door to door. . .. ... In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. . .. ... The man realized that he could survive by this way, a...

KARMA

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A poor man was selling goods door to door to pay his way through medical school... . .. ...  At the end of day he reached into his pockets , only to find a few crumpled dollars bills left. . .. ... He was hungry but couldn't afford to go to a restaurant to eat. He decided to ask for a meal at the next house. . .. ... When he knocked a young woman opened the door started , he decided to ask for something to drink instead of some food. . .. ... She returned with a tall glass of milk and as the man sipped it. . .. ... He asked" how much do i owe you?". . .. ... "Nothing" She said " It costs $0 to a decent human being". . .. ... The young man thanked her with a grateful hear and went on his way truly inspired. . .. ... Years later, the young woman become very ill and needed immediate surgery. . .. ... The surgeon entered the room and stopped suddenly noticing the woman who helped him so much when he was a medical s...

Presence Of Mind

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Presence of Mind 😎 In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg butter . The Salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1 kg packs were available in the shop but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. . .. ... So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 Kg of butter". . .. ... To his surprise , the customer was standing  right behind him...😜 . .. ... So the boy added immediately,"And this gentle man wants to buy the other half!" . .. ... After the customer left, the manager said "you have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time.Where do you come from?" . .. ... To this the boy said,"I come from Brazil. The Place consists of only prostitutes and footballs players!" . .. ... The manager replied coldly " My wife is also from Brazil" . .. ... To this the boy asked exictely "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"😎 . .. ... Presen...

Psychology Story

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Psychology Story One day, during an evening class for adults,the phychology Teacher entered the class and told students,"Let's all play a game!" . .. ... "what Game?" The teacher asked one of the students to volunteer. . .. ... A lady , Aliza came forward. The Teacher asked her to write 30 names of most important people in her life on blackboard. . .. ... Aliza wrote names of her family members, relatives,friends, her colleagues and her neighbors. . .. ... The Teacher told her to erase 3 names that Aliza considered most unimportant. Aliza erased names of her colleagues. . .. ... The teacher again told her delete 5 more names. Aliza erased her neighbor's names. . .. ... This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were of her mother, father, husband and the only son... . .. ... The entire class became silent realizing that this wasn't a game anymore for Aliza alone. . .. ... Now , the teac...

Story of Unemployed Graduate

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Story of Unemployed Graduate An Unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket.All he left was $10. . .. ... He decided to use it buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging.. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him. . .. ... He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. . .. ... He looked at them. they were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. . .. ... With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that god would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. . .. ... The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more I do'. . .. ... With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death.As he was abou...

10 ways to be more postive everyday!

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10 Ways To Be More Positive Everyday 1. Don't Waste Time In Gossips. 2. Be Yourself. 3.Hug At 3 People. 4.Do A Random Act of Kindness. 5. Don't Argue. 6. Laugh 7. Play Like A Child. 8. Stay Active. 9. Relax 10. Sleep Well. Thanks

Power Of Prayer

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Power of Prayer: A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face,walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was ill and unable to work , they had seven children and they needed food. The grocer scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store. Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please , sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can." The Grocer told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store. Standing behind the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family. The grocer said in a very reluctant voice,"do you have a grocery list?". The lady replied "Yes Sir". "O.K." he said,"put your grocery lis...

Valuable Story

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On the first day of their marriages, wife and the husband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone ! On the day first,husband's parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and wife look at each other . Husband wanted to open the door, but since they had agreement he did not open the door,so his parent left. After a while the same day, wife's parents came,wife and husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement, wife with tears on her eyes whispered..... I can't do this to my parents, and she opened the door. Husband did not say anything , years passed and they had 4 boys and fifth child was a girl. The father planned a very big party for the new born baby girl and he invited everyone over. Later that night , his wife asked him what was the reason for such big celebration for this baby while we did not do it for the others! Husband simply replied, Because she is the one who will open door for me! Thanks

Strange Story

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Strange Story; He met her at a party. She is so outstanding , many guys chasing after her , while he was so normal , nobody paid attention to him. . .. ... At the end of the party, He invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but being polite, she promised . They sat in a nice coffee shop, He was too nervous to say anything, She felt unformatable , and she thought to herself , "Please , let me go home...." . .. ... Suddenly he asked waiter,"Would You please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everyone satred at him, so Strange! . .. ... His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it .She asked him curiously,"Why you have this hobby?" . .. ... He replied ,"when I was a little boy, I lived near the sea , I could fell the taste of the sea , just like the taste of the salty coffee. . .. ... Now every time I have the salty coffee, always think of my childhood , think of m...