A little boy walked into the pharmacy to use the phone. As he did, the store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. . .. ... "Excuse me," the boy said into the phone ," Can you give me a job cutting your lawn? . .. ... " I already have someone to cut my lawn," the woman on other end said. . .. ... " But I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now," the boy said. . .. ... " I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn," the lady said. . .. ... " But I'll even sweep your curb and sidewalk," the boy said ."you'll have the prettiest lawn in town." . .. ... " No, thanks you," The lady said. . .. ... Smiling, the boy hung up. The store owner , who listened to the entire conversation approached the boy. . .. ... " I like your attitude," the owner said." I like that positive spirit . Would you li...

The engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said," If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." . .. ... He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. . .. ... The frog spoke up again and said," If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." . .. ... The engineer took the frog out of his pocket , smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. . .. ... The frog then cried out, " If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." . .. ... Again the engineer took out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. . .. ... Finally, the frog asked," What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and  that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want.Why won't you kiss me?" . .. ... The engineer said ," Look, I'm an engineer. I d...

ATTITUTE MATTERS A man saw a poor young boy looking at his expensive car. . .. ... He was in a good mood that day and so he offered him a drive. . .. ... The Boy couldn't believe his luck and joined him. . .. ... Boy: Car is marvellous... its so huge.. What's the cost?? . .. ... Man: I don't know exactly.. My friend gifted it. . .. ... Boy: So nice of him. . .. ... Man: I know what you are thinking..  You also want to have a friend like him right? . .. ... Boy: No' I want to BE THAT FRIEND...!!! ATTITUTE MATTERS!!!! Thanks for reading

The Last Meet After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. she said ,"I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend time with you." . .. ... The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. . .. ... That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked . She was suspicious of something. . .. ... " I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. " Just the two of us ." She thought about it for a moment , and then said," I would like that very much. . .. ...  That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up, she was waiting at the door with her coat on. . .. ... She had curled her hair and was wearing ...

Never Judge Too Early A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter.... One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said... . .. ... "Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily expenses .. How can I be involved with you..? . .. ... How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your Level" . .. ... But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.... Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall. . .. ... The lady again said....,"Hey..! You! how are you? Now I'm married and do you know how much my husband's salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? . .. ... And he is also very smart" The guy's eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady.... . .. ... A few second later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said....... . .. ... "Sir yo...

A Tomato Story 💓 A jobless man applied for the position of ' office boy' at a very big company. . .. ... The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. . .. ... "You are hired."- the employer said."Give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start." . .. ... The man replied" I don't have a computer, neither an email." . .. ... "I am sorry," said the employer,"If you don't have an e-mail, you cannot have the job." . .. ... The man left with no hope. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket. . .. ... He then decided to go to the supermarket,bought a 10 kg tomato crate,then sold tomato door to door. . .. ... In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. . .. ... The man realized that he could survive by this way, a...